Said No One Ever

Well. Look who’s back on the internet with opinions. I didn’t exactly plan to start a blog again. In fact, I think I once said, “I’m never doing that again.” Said no one ever. But here we are — me, a blinking cursor, and more things I want to say than anyone around me asked for. I’m calling this blog Said No One Ever because most of what I think, feel, or mutter under my breath isn’t exactly Pinterest-friendly. I tend to notice things. I collect stories. And I have a deeply committed relationship with Diet Coke. This blog won’t be a parenting manual, a productivity guide, or a curated…